Sailors, Shenanigans and Ships Aplenty

To all seamen and passengers, Greetings!Know ye, that this is a book is filled with tall tales, true stories, and accounts about a man who: -Were a child of war and post-war times, growing up in the outskirts of Denmark.-Sailed the seven seas, and explored the world.-Was a marine in precarious peacetimes and worked at Thule airbase in want of new adventures.Let it be known that he appeared within our royal domain, and has been duly inspected by ourselves and our royal staff. Therefore, he has been found worthy to be numbered as one of our trusty shellbacks and has been duly initiated into the solemn mysteries of the ancient order of the deep by: Davy Jones, his majesty's scribe And Neptunus Rex, Ruler of the raging main.