Sanctuary For Lost Hopes And Brokenhearted Dreamers

Sometimes, life just sort of hits you like one of those side-ways-flying-Bruce-Lee-kicks... But, in reality, life always hits you that way - just when you think you are safe, the trap door opens, and you find yourself dangling from the end of a rope, like a lame version of Pinocchio.
Life happened to me that exact same way - I'm Ella, by the way. In the grand scheme of things, my problems aren't that big, but they are mine, and I hate them just the same.
Join me as I tackle one of the worst forms of torture imaginable... Okay, maybe a little overdramatic, but I am trying to get you invested. Anyway, join me as I try to survive the dating market of the 21st century.
It is going to be a wild ride - buckle the fuck up! You are coming with me.