Santa's Naughty Helper

I''m the type of guy you don''t tell what to do.
I''m the guy who knows what he wants.
I bend the rules: things go my way, and I don''t pay the consequences.
So, when I get into legal and financial trouble, I''m more than happy to take the plea deal to avoid a scandal.
And what is that deal? Playing the part of Santa in one of the largest malls in New York.
I''ll get through it, go through the motions.
Then I meet Alexis. She''s timid, she''s innocent, she''s sexy.
She should be on the Nice List for sure, but I''ll put her on the Naughty List.