Silly Animal Rhymes and Stories

Here are just a few of the Animal Rhyme stories inside:
ANOLE LIZARD becomes a Pig.
BORZOI Puppy is a riot.
CHINCHILLA has a Pet GORILLA.
GNUS steal shoes!
MOA didn't make it to Noah's Ark.
TORTOISE dreams of being a Ninja athlete.
WHALE 'drops out' and regrets it.
ZINGEL FISH meets Santa in my dreams.
About The Author:
Anil is a retired biologist who has since been preoccupied with creating art and literature, mainly humorous, based on word play and constrained writing. The constraint here is the use of only one rhyme sound per poem.