Space Sucks Too!

Does Space Really Suck? Find Out Here! A diplomatic mission to retrieve the bodies of a ship's crew who'd landed on the planet Flort by accident goes hilariously and spectacularly awry. One of the guest speakers on a midnight talk radio show about "those mysterious crop circles" turns out to be an actual alien wearing a disguise (complete with zipper). What are the authorities really hiding at Area 51? Jake Smeggs and two of his friends takes advantage of a convenient distraction at the "Let's See Them Aliens" event to find out! Whatever will they do, now that they know? Earth is suddenly attacked by an alien race that doesn't communicate or negotiate. The biggest obstacle is peace: Earth has survived the Third World War and beaten its swords into ploughshares - and must now do the reverse in time to face the onslaught. Can it be done? The trouble with immortality is - well, time. Two very old friends meet up to reminisce after a century apart. Professor Nimitz invents the world's first working teleportation device. Trouble is, it works - only, not quite the way he thought it would... with a particularly terrifying outcome. Launch into space, the future and beyond! Enjoy a humorous look at life in space through the eyes of some colorful characters in this collection of six unique sci-fi tales by Christina Engela, spanning everything from adventure to suspense to comedy and then back again!