Storm Crazy Bonus Edition (Storm Crazy and Cry Me a River)

Welcome to Destiny, or I should say Middle Earth…
Jack Lang, sheriff, ex-Navy pilot.To say Destiny was not what I expected would be like saying Wolverine's fingernails were long enough for a manicure. I'd been looking for Mayberry, a quaint little safe town to raise my daughter. That ship sailed when I met Tempest Pomeroy, who turned out to be a storm witch with a djinni brother and an ex who was… hell, I don't know what he is. But I wasn't sure I could stay. I had a teenage daughter to consider.
Tempe Pomeroy, Tempestaerie, mail lady, and as Jack likes to say, trouble magnet. Isn't it just like a man to exit a relationship when he finds out a woman's got a few little secrets? Jack's finally investigating my little brother's disappearance but time is running out and our relationship's gone from attraction to suspicion, support to friendship, romance to oh-my-god-get-away-from-me evulsion.
Jack's an ex-Navy pilot. He says he wants to know "everything". He may stick around, help me save my brother and discover the whereabouts of my parents, but I doubt he'll still want to take me to the Mardi Gras ball, once he knows "everything". He'll probably take the first jet out of Middle Earth. There's a lot of everything…