Taylor the Tooting Turkey

Warning: This book may cause tooting.
Taylor is a fine turkey, except for one small problem: She has gas. She can't help it; it's just the way she is.
Fortunately, she explains it's so common that there are different kinds of names for each toot. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too.
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