The Big Book of Shakespeare Chat-up Lines

Welcome to The BIG Book of Shakespeare Chat-up Lines. In this book you will find some of the Bard's most romantic, cheeky, rude and witty quotes that you can use to woo your love, or your intended love!
Be warned - a number of the quotes in this book are taken out of context, and may therefore be a little different than how they are said and meant in the play they come from - it's just for fun remember!
We cannot be held responsible for the results of using these chat-up lines on anyone (although if, on the very very slim chance that any of them do work, then we do want to take the credit!)