The Conjurer's Almanaq

If you desire the secrets of the universe, THIS book is what you're looking for - it IS, quite literally, the only resource you will ever need to lead A rich life of magic and power. Straight from the steel-TRAP mind of The Great Qdini, you'll learn how to create potions, cast spells, DO all sorts of tricks, and even harness the power of the Earth itself. You will NOT believe how much power you will have after you've READ this sine qua non of the conjuring arts.