The Dummy Pits

Looking for a funny children's book for your 4-12 aged kid that might change their lives forever?
Want to give your elementary age child some hope about the brain God has given them?
The Dummy Pits is for you!
Ever felt dumb? Ever been told you are stupid? Well, this children's book has been written with you in mind.

It's a tale of Billy and his dummy armpits that try to convince him he really is dumb and that he better never try to overcome his internalized self-doubt. It's a story of beating back the lies we have in our heads so we can realize we are far from dummies.

We can all be smart. We can all be A+. We decide how we will be known - not our peers or the past.
Story: Billy has always been told he is a "dummy" and he has always believed it. In class, he never answers questions for fear that he might be wrong. But one day, he is absolutely sure he knows the correct answer no one else knows. So, he decides to raise his hand and show his true brainpower. But when he does, his armpit starts yelling out about how he should put his arm down to keep from showing his actual stupidity. Billy has to decide whether or not to overcome his reputation as the dunce and also now the pleas from his armpits to reveal that he is actually as smart as everyone else.
It's a cool children's book that will encourage all who read it!