The Good Ship Religianity

This issue has been floating around in my head for years (no pun intended) and have been all at sea with it (pun intended). I have briefly raised it in a paragraph or two in some of my other books, but once again, awoken at 5 am with the idea in my mind I started to write some notes.

The Religianity isn't a very good name for a ship I know - but ah well, it matters not - for who cares, it's going to float merrily away as it has done for millennia? I was trying to think of some clever wording for the ship's name but all I could think of is what I mean - the abhorrent merging of Religion and Christianity, as if the two were synonymous, co-working alongside God. The ship should never have been launched!

I think the ship was in the dockyard awaiting the chance to show the world how gleaming and enchanting it could be for quite a while, but even though the deck plan may have been organised, the criteria for who may board was certainly not. It soon became a free for all as the ship set sail, but who was responsible for any of this, how did it all start?