The Graduation Book!

It would be nice to go back in time with the knowledge of the future. I remember my different graduations and how I thought that I was prepared for what was next. Everyone told me how smart I was, and so I thought that I knew everything back then!
But if I could go back in time to when I graduated from high school or college, there is just one graduation gift that I really wish that someone had given to me. It is THIS book!
This is THE GRADUATION BOOK that would have actually prepared me for life after graduation! This book is about the real world, and it is filled with the ultimate truths that have taken me half a lifetime to uncover!
This book is an ideal gift for someone's graduation, and it is also an ideal book for everyone else too! This is the final textbook that everyone needs to study to ace the test of life!