The Wisdom of Beasts and Boogeymen

"...punctuated by broad humor and a healthy sense of the absurd." ~ Kirkus

The thunderous roar of beasts
Once made them supreme on earth!
But as modern noise increased,
Roars aren't what they used to be worth.

Now humans rule the Universe!
We've knocked the beasts down a peg.
Yeah, it looks pretty good in verse,
But a dog will still whiz on your leg.

That's to remind the human race,
And ponder while your pant leg is oozing,
There still is no safe space.
Your pets will think that's amusing.