Through the Keyhole to One L of a Mess

A vague, shadowy trouble lurks beneath the customary tenor of Idiomerica, its citizens unaware of the peril they will soon face. A complex knot of abomination is beginning to cinch down to a stranglehold. Who with but a snowball’s chance in hell would have the audacity to think of challenging the layers of an all-but-invisible yet powerful entity? Maybe it isn’t always best to know what you’re up against. If you knew, you might reconsider.
Bogged down while attempting to navigate the overwhelming imbroglio of the oxymoronic nature of his life’s circumstances, and just when things couldn’t seem worse, a high school teacher and troubled soul improbably named Cliff Hangar finds himself thrust into a terrifying paradox that eclipses his former troubles by an exponential magnitude, in the realm where ruination and Murphy’s Law collide.