Wise Words Oasis

No-one delivers one-liners quite like Noel and Liam Gallagher. Ahead of the hugely anticipated Oasis reunion tour, relive the funniest insights, insults, arguments and everything in between from the biggest mouths in Brit Pop.From snide asides by Noel..."[Liam is] like a man with a fork in a world of soup""I liked [my mum]... until she gave birth to Liam."... to positive affirmations and advice on maintaining a healthy lifestyle from Liam..."I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, `What a f***ing good-looking f*** you are.` And then I brighten up!""Rock stars exercising? I don't think it's right. You either got it or you ain't."