Actuarial Fairy Tales

The only, I mean, funniest actuarial fairy tale book in the world!
Actuarial Fairy Tales is the result of fitting a statistical humour distribution to a dataset of well-known fairy tales after making some assumptions and unfounded extrapolations.
Featuring a diversified portfolio of statistically scintillating stories, including:R-punzel
The Princess and the p-value
Beauty and the Beastly Actuary
RumpelSTATSkin
Goldilocks and the 3 Bear Market Analysts

Hypothesis tests show, at the 1% level, that this book is significantly funnier than being eaten by a wolf,
locked in a tower or poisoned by an apple.
The perfect bedtime reading for actuaries, data analysts, and financial analysts everywhere.*
*Guaranteed to send them to sleep.