Closure Has Come, Goldman Sachs

You heard about my book, you saw me on the front cover just a few seconds ago, you''re debating in your mind right now whether you should read it or not. You are on the internet or standing at Barnes and Noble ready to make your decision. This is my first autobiography, which took me six months to type and edited three times before sending it to Page Publishing. For pure entertainment, I would encourage you as an avid reader or a first-time reader to confidently make this purchase. This read is full of true relishing stories that will make you laugh, cry, or go "WTF, that''s unbelievable." I believe after all my forty-three years on this planet that we call Earth, this is my true calling to produce writings to the public. By now you have made your decision to read this or not, and I pray to become your new favorite author. We all should look forward to what is next in life.