Gay, Twas The Night Before XXXmas - Get on Santa's Naughty List !

Step right up and prepare to be dazzled, tickled, and maybe even a little scandalized! This holiday season, we're bringing you a unique, full-color illustrated extravaganza that's sure to put a mischievous twist on your traditional festive cheer. Introducing "Max Ziegfeld's Gay Twas The Night Before XXXmas"A Ziegfeld Gay Extravaganza"! This is not your grandma's Christmas tale. It's a bold, audacious, and unapologetically naughty journey that will have you laughing, blushing, and gasping in equal measure. Our illustrations are a delightful blend of the wholesome charm of Norman Rockwell and the provocative allure of Tom of Finland. Imagine the quintessential American holiday scene, but with a cheeky, risqué twist that's as hilarious as it is titillating. This is a Christmas story like no other, filled with flamboyant characters, outrageous antics, and a whole lot of festive fun. It's a celebration of love, laughter, and the freedom to be unapologetically yourself. So, if you're tired of the same old holiday tales and are ready for a Christmas story that's as colorful and vibrant as a Ziegfeld production, then "The Night Before XXXmas" is the perfect gift for you. Get ready to deck the halls with boughs of naughty and nice, because this Christmas, we're turning the holiday cheer up to eleven! And just when you thought this tale couldn't get any more tantalizing, we're throwing in a Christmas miracle that's sure to raise a few eyebrows. In a twist of holiday magic, our beloved Santa Claus is transformed into a handsome blonde hunk! This isn't your typical jolly old St. Nick. This Santa is a strapping, golden-haired Adonis, with a twinkle in his eye that's as mischievous as it is charming. But don't worry, he's still got that signature Santa charm. He's just traded in his red suit for something a little more... revealing. And his sack of toys? Well, let's just say they're not exactly suitable for children. So, buckle up and prepare for a wild sleigh ride as our hunky Santa brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "Ho, ho, ho!" This Christmas, Santa's not just coming to town, he's coming to steal the show in "Twas, The Night Before Christmas "The poetic parody is inspired by A Visit from St. Nicholas, more commonly known as The Night Before Christmas and 'Twas the Night Before Christmas poem first published anonymously under the title Account of a Visit from St. Nicholas in 1823 and later attributed to Clement C. Moore .
The poem has been called "arguably the best-known verses ever written by an American"
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