How to Survive the Mermaid Apocalypse

Deep inside every mermaid is a promise, and that promise is a map, and that map leads to treasure, and that treasure is this book.Forged in a crucible of the hottest good times, "How to Survive the Mermaid Apocalypse" is an inspiration in a classical sense. Driven to be more than just a series of words, grouped together, separated by punctuation, this is the kind of book that makes people question other books and whether or not they are actually books.Don't be afraid - no one here wants you to steal a 1967 Ford Mustang. This is just a book we're talking about here.Now, about that Mustang.