Memoirs of an Old Fat Balloonist

"Forty years ago I couldn't even spell balloonist, and now I are one!".
Fred has transformed casual hot-air balloon landings into exciting adventures. Hit a heavy-duty construction machine; no problem, bounce off; land in a river, wade out; land in a tree, fly out; land in a swamp, get a boat. We never had problems, only opportunities. Ballooning is an exciting sport, and we have the stories to back it up.