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Pan-Galactic Misadventures of Dick Blowhard

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A long time from now, in the galaxy you're currently living in, Private Detective Dick Blowhard is double-crossed by a little weasel who sends a biker gang of evil unicorns to kill him. Now I know what you're thinking: unicorns are supposed to be majestic creatures that bring beauty and magic into the world, but you'd be dead wrong. These unicorns are armed to the teeth, and their mission is to put Dick down for a long dirt nap.Using his superpowers, Dick defeats the unicorns, but accidentally destroys a bar in the process. The owner of the bar, Nunya Business, is a smuggler/super-hacker with a dark past. Furious at Dick and demanding he fix her bar, and not trusting him to come back with the money, she follows him on a crazy, galaxy-spanning adventure. They face deadly trials, get chewed on by cursed animated toys, engage in a massive spaceship battle, and go toe-to-toe with deadly mutant ninja-sloths in this epic story of sheer awesomeness.The Pan-Galactic Misadventures of Dick Blowhard is a Science Fiction / Fantasy / Superhero / Adventure / Comedy, and the first book in the Dick Blowhard series. For readers who enjoy Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, Ernest Cline, and other Fantasy and Science Fiction novels. Contains adult humor.

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  • Language:
  • English
  • ISBN:
  • 9798985054705
  • Binding:
  • Paperback
  • Pages:
  • 252
  • Published:
  • October 2, 2021
  • Dimensions:
  • 203x133x13 mm.
  • Weight:
  • 263 g.
Delivery: 1-2 weeks
Expected delivery: June 18, 2025

Description of Pan-Galactic Misadventures of Dick Blowhard

A long time from now, in the galaxy you're currently living in, Private Detective Dick Blowhard is double-crossed by a little weasel who sends a biker gang of evil unicorns to kill him. Now I know what you're thinking: unicorns are supposed to be majestic creatures that bring beauty and magic into the world, but you'd be dead wrong. These unicorns are armed to the teeth, and their mission is to put Dick down for a long dirt nap.Using his superpowers, Dick defeats the unicorns, but accidentally destroys a bar in the process. The owner of the bar, Nunya Business, is a smuggler/super-hacker with a dark past. Furious at Dick and demanding he fix her bar, and not trusting him to come back with the money, she follows him on a crazy, galaxy-spanning adventure. They face deadly trials, get chewed on by cursed animated toys, engage in a massive spaceship battle, and go toe-to-toe with deadly mutant ninja-sloths in this epic story of sheer awesomeness.The Pan-Galactic Misadventures of Dick Blowhard is a Science Fiction / Fantasy / Superhero / Adventure / Comedy, and the first book in the Dick Blowhard series. For readers who enjoy Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, Ernest Cline, and other Fantasy and Science Fiction novels. Contains adult humor.

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