Please Don't Sit with Me.

Does small talk make you shrivel into your shell like a frightened hermit crab? Do you dream of living in a cottage in the woods with no company except a cat and unlimited books? Then Please Don't Sit With Me is the humorous guidebook for you!
This book equips introverts with essential skills for maintaining sanity and space in an extrovert world. Learn tried-and-true tips for dodging human interaction so you can recharge social batteries on your own terms. Master the art of the Irish goodbye, constructing therapeutic furniture forts, projecting an aura of busyness, and more antisocial yet polite behavior guaranteeing alone time.
Please Don't Sit With Me blends laugh-out-loud humor with practical advice for avoiding the chaos of crowds and unwanted conversations. Expand your loner horizons with chapters on pet bonding, noise-cancelling headphones, establishing coffee shop friendships without commitment, and savoring the sweetness of solitude.
This book's simple strategies help you embrace your inner weirdo. Reclaim your need for solo rest and reflection without guilt! Soon you'll be skipping parties and slipping away from people with graceful introvert style.