Poker for Donkeys

This is it! Finally, the poker book that you've been waiting for--the one that will tell you the truth about your chances of winning thousands...nay, MILLIONS of dollars!
In a nutshell, you have no chance.
In Poker for Donkeys you'll get:
Specific strategies on how to avoid losing your shirt, your house and your spouse due to your horrific poker skills.
Real life examples of hands played by, and invariably played wrong by, the author.
A look at other great games you can lose money at.