Silly Boys, Pirating Is a Princess Thing

Adventures can be fun. Right? See the sights. A warm, buttery pancake EVERY DAY va -ca! What's not to love? The possibilities are endless. No more cray- cray siblings. Check. One gets to dominate gritty thousand-year-old sea dogs. Check. Mama orders new clothes to match the tiaras. Check. Endless chill time. No chores. Check and check. No more having to wait for the maid to sort one's toys or straighten up one's second floor suite. Check. No more reminding the butler about the dishes under the bed. Check. And the dirty clothes pile ain't growing arms and legs anytime soon to march itself off to the laundry room.
Not too shabby a deal!
No sir! Put me in coach!