Sloppy Copy

This book is the lightly reedited version of four episode scripts for a proposed TV show that I've reformatted to be easier to read one segment at a time for bits of laugh relief.
It is a TV magazine style show on which four co-hosts present a series of slightly serious sounding topics, then playfully pick them apart or question if they are possible. Episode 05: Intro
A1: Smelly Socks As Fish Bait
A2: What's New In Furniture "1
B1: Message T-shirts
B2: Seers On Government Payrolls
C1: Talking Points Aide or Assistant
C2: Interview With an Invisible Ink Guy
D: What's New In Trends Episode 06: Intro
A1: Cruise Hotels
A2: Sponsor a Traffic Light
B1: What People Want To Be Or Do
B2: Burglars For Hire
C1: What's New In Entertainment
C2: Interview With a Square Tire Imaginer
D: What's New In Medical Matters #2 Episode 07: Intro
A1: Seal On a Plane
A2: Effects of Chairs On Us
B1: Galactic Scale Topics
B2: Fantastic Fauna #1
C1: Drone Delivered Coupons
C2: Interview With the E.T. Waitress
D: What's New in Foodie Fads #2 Episode 08: Intro
A1: Possible New Services From ATMs
A2: One-way Tours
B1: Gourmet Street Hucksters
B2: Scents of Money
C1: Observed Human Behaviors #1
C2: Interview With Awful Sacrificer
D: What's new In Science #2