Spam Risk: A Cautionary Tale. Book the First.

HARDCOVER. NEW, UPDATED EDITION. SPAM RISK is a cautionary tale written in pictorial poetic satire. Have you ever found yourself harassed by spam calls? You may not know that the one behind this annoyance and constant interruption is none other than Spamela P. Risk, making your life a misery from around the globe!The fate of Spam Risk takes us from her early days as a bad seed school girl, to her furtive forays into academia, Hollywood an beyond. Spam's world is a veritable whirlwind of disarming charm and traitorous trickery. Glamour is spun from a wicked web of deceit. Cocktail concoctions and telephone trickery, all designed to make your life a misery, are all in Miss Risk's wheelhouse. Lest you too, should become ensnared, heed the words of the Gator, Traitor!