The Canadian Cobra Chicken

The Canadian Cobra Chicken is a cranky bird. Why is that, when Canadians are so polite? They are in a terrible mood for no good reason. They want your one cream and one sugar, just lock your door and drive elsewhere, it isn't worth it. Canadians, we can't understand it. Are you supposed to: Stand straight, keep eye contact even though you feel like their beady eyes can burn a whole through your soul? Just remember, if all else fails, and if one is blocking the exit, you go out the window. It is the polite thing to do.
Children and adults alike will appreciate this lighthearted, Canadian story about the crankiest bird to ever grace this beautiful country.