The Epiphany of Saint Eddie

Dear Dumbasses: God here, or as I'd like to be referred to in this here publication, Red. In celebration of the Return of Christ we bring you a new book in the Bible, The Epiphany of Saint Eddie. Yay! This book has everything! The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, the devil, death, angels, demons, cowboys, pirates, puppet shows, ME, and of course weed! Lots and lots of weed! So, if you're of age and it's legal in your area, get some weed and get totally lit. For you folks who either can't or won't for whatever reason (health, prison, whatnot), well, you should probably read a different book. This shit just won't be funny otherwise (or make sense). This new expanded 2nd. edition includes a musical score available on SoundCloud. There's also plenty of fun to be had on our website. So, go find some weed and click thy Bics! Um...I guess that's it. Let's get this Apocalyptic party started!Sincerely Your Loving Creator, Red (aka. God)