The Toilets in My Life

Toilet-themed books can be really entertaining especially if they are knee-slapping funny. This book is just that. It is filled with humorous real-life stories of a man who must spend four hours a day sitting on a toilet whether traveling about or at home. You will laugh out loud and agree why he considers himself a "toilet expert". Meet the "flying toilet seat", how to deal with electric eye flushers, the times he gets caught in ladies' restrooms, the perfect restroom at the winery at Castello Banfi-II Burgo, Italy, the Saint Bernard dog from hell, and when he got wedged between a toilet and the stall wall and couldn't get out, and much more.
All the stories are true. He bets you will laugh out loud more than once! Get ready for crude and uproariously funny stuff about one man's life of love and hate with toilets.