Vampire in the House!

SPOOKY COOL IN A MANNER
DELIGHTFULLY TRUE TO LIFE
VAMPIRE IN THE HOUSE!
A Vampire Romp For Readers Of All Ages
What would living with a real vampire be like and how would the neighbors react?
For that matter, how could this even come about?
These issues and more are delightfully covered in a realistic manner that will leave you thinking and smiling too!
Timely topics, biting insights, and people whose perspectives and views are enjoyable, insightful, and comfortably familiar, all come to life when the Wynn family discovers that their daughter, Julie, is more than just different.
She is a vampire - the real thing!
From home and family, to doctors and politics, to the controversies and public reactions, this book offers an insider's view of what happened when the Wynn family had to deal with the realities of a Vampire In The House!
Excerpt :
So leave it to Tom to sum up the situation: "A man's home is supposed to be his castle… but yours is in the garage and you can't use it cause a vampire's sleeping in it."
I grinned back: "A vampire's not vampire until it has a coffin."
Having lived with my sister's unsuccessful death for so long, I was now more than just comfortable with gallows humor.
I was flaunting it.
At least when adults and parents could not overhear me.
So when Tom suggested: "Maybe we should build her one?"
I countered: "My parents will skin us alive if we do… and yours will too!"
"Then it's a go?"
"You bet!"