Wotsit and the Great 'Boy Scout' Conspiracy

Even saddled with the IQ of a loofah, the Drudge realises that his days are numbered. Anything which threatens the position of those arch-sycophants, the Hyenas, is anathema, and there can only be one response. Enraged, Margot The Leader of the Organisation, summons the Turnip, renowned International class Bully, for a quick 'kill.' Time is of the essence, for Margot's ambition is gripped by the Ultimate Prize, and she cannot afford slip-ups or loose ends.The Drudge and any sympathisers must go, which calls for work-place treachery par-excellence. The clock is ticking.
So pull up a chair, as Margot, her future on the line, is driven to despair; and watch her plan begin to form. It is as we shall see however, the most desperate of intrigues, for only those completely devoid of honour and self-respect can be considered for this vilest of tasks. Where on earth was she possibly going to find those dregs of humanity, willing to expedite that foul and infamous plot, now known as the Great 'Boy Scout' Conspiracy?